This is clearly not the Cave of Excalibur. Which means that I have been removed.

FOOLS!

One cannot simply take me from my cave without first proving that they are worthy! For I am EXCALIBUR, the HOLY SWORD OF LEGEND.

[STRIKES A POSE! Oh, isn't he magnificent?]

...And the cad who stole me from my cave did not even hear my glorious legend. ( Read more... )